Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
