if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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