if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
All I want is dick and wine.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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