He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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