When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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