I look better un-naked...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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