dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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