Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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