I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Randomize
