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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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