Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he puts the penis in happiness.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
