Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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