yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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