If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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