Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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