I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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