I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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