We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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