I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
