He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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