well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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