Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
