So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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