I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
