am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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