Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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