We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I pour the whiskey from now on
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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