He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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