You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
