Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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