Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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