nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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