I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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