did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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