Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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