why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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