We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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