Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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