She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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