One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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