you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Randomize
