Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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