I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
