belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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