I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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