I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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