so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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