I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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