Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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