Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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